Corona, You, and Me: We Can Still Connect!
So this Coronavirus situation is bad for everyone… but what if it’s particularly bad for you? If you’re alone… I’m gonna guess that you may be interested in what I can offer.
This extreme social isolation may be really rough for you. What if we can shift things, and instead make it… easier for you? Not as devoid for you? More fun for you?
Dave here. I live in Bali now, but I am in the USA at the moment. And I can be with you.
Before you get to worrying about contagion, let me explain how. First of all, you should know that I do not want to get the virus. My health is of utmost importance – and I hope yours is to you, too.
As such, I created THREE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT OPTIONS to help you (us) get through this… together. Sounds like a public service announcement, I know. But these offers are more than just a slogan.
::::: OPTION 1: I’M WITH YOU. LITERALLY.
Want an exclusive partner with whom to ride out the storm? A sort of quarantine-boyfriend?
I am healthy, and willing to have contact with just one single person – guaranteed. I will live in your place with you, for one, two, or three weeks. I’ll come to your area. But first, though, I will need to be self-quarantined, to make sure I’m still healthy just before we meet. And I promise… no underwear on my head …unless you think that’d be hot.
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Quarantine: I’ll spend 2 weeks in a hotel or rental before seeing you. The hotel or rental will be your choice, but based upon a mutually-agreed-upon accommodation. Accommodation costs will be covered by you.
Minimum length and cost of visit: $3,000 (Dave’s special “Corona rate”, 1 week), plus cost of accommodation, plus transportation costs*
Please realize that this is a special “Corona rate”; the normal rate for a week together is $8,400.
Payment: $1,000 plus cost of accommodation, plus transportation costs done before we meet, through νenmo. The balance can be paid when we’re together.
::::: OPTION 2: I’M IN AND OUT BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN TURN AROUND.
Wanna arrange a kinky scene, where you’re set up naked, bent over, with your house or apartment door unlocked? I’ll enter your place on my own. Then, I’ll enter from… behind. Literally. You’ll have a towel on the floor near you, where I place my bag/stuff. Otherwise, my things will not be making any contact with your place. We will not face each other during my visit, and so I’ll leave as safely as I come in. Multiple day (or night) visits are available, too… imagine, me coming over for three days in a row – at a certain time – you ready and waiting for me. A visit with us not coming face-to-face is actually very COVID safe!
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Quarantine: Not needed. But I will wear a mask if desired, and gloves if desired. Again, we will not be face-to-face during my visit. Other than the towel to wash and the doorknob to wipe down, I’ll have no contact… except, of course, with your skin (which is a great COVID barrier).
Minimum length and cost of visit: $300 (Dave’s rate, up to 90 minutes) plus transportation costs*
Payment: $100 plus cost of accommodation (if necessary), plus transportation costs done before we meet, through νenmo. Balance can be paid when we’re together.
::::: OPTION 3: YOU AND I ARE IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLACES… BUT NOT MENTALLY.
Let’s talk about sex. Do you want some sex advice? Have burning questions? Just wanna chat and see where things go? This is a great time – now more than ever – to get tips on things you’re not sure of… brush up on skills… or learn about kink or fetish stuff you’ve always wondered about. Think of all the students at home right now dealing with online learning… it’s your chance to be tutored now.
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Quarantine: Not needed.
Minimum length and cost of visit: $150 (Dave’s special “Corona rate”, up to 90 minutes).
Please realize that this is a special “Corona rate”; the normal rate for 90 minutes together is $300.
Payment: $150 paid before we meet, through νenmo.
*Transportation costs will vary based on where you are and where I am. Contact me and let’s discuss! My preferred method of transport these days is by car, but – let’s talk about our distance. I know it’s at least 6 feet apart right now…
If you’ve seen me before, you already know that I’m trustworthy. If you haven’t seen me yet, you may know that I have a stellar reputation. I have been pleasing people for over a decade. And I hope I can continue to deliver some hap-penis to you, one way or another.
If interested, please email me (firstname.lastname@example.org), or phone me at 703-927-2759.